Toys and Belief

Atheism

There is no toy maker.

Polytheism

There are many toy makers.

Evolutionism

The toys made themselves.

Capitalism

He who dies with the most toys, wins.

Communism

Everyone gets the same number of toys, and whoever is caught selling his toys will go straight to hell.

Buddhism

He who dies with no toys, wins.

Confucianism

Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.

Branch Davidians

He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.

Hinduism

He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.

Jehovah's Witnesses

He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.

Mormonism

Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.

Muslim

He who plays only with solider toys, wins.

Satanism

He who plays with fire, wins.

Judaism

He who plays without following the rules, loses.

Anglican

They were our toys first.

Greek Orthodox

No, they were OURS first.

7th Day Adventist

He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.

Baptist

Once played, always played.

Catholicism

He who denies himself the most toys, wins.

Pentecostalism

He whose toys can talk, wins.