What's in the name of Baptist churches ...

First Baptist

It has been there too long.

Second Baptist

The people didn't like First Baptist.

Third Baptist

The people didn't like First and Second Baptist.

Ana-Baptist

The people didn't like First, Second, Third, Fourth, ... Baptist, and didn't want to call themselves nth Baptist because they want to be the first on the list alphabetically.

Calvary Baptist

The people crucify their pastor regularly.

Community Baptist

It is a social community club.

Conservative Baptist

The people don't talk to strangers.

Cooperative Baptist

They compromise with anybody and anything.

Free Will Baptist

They draft will for everybody for free, but the church must be the primary beneficiary.

Fundamental Baptist

Fund a mental Baptist.

Grace Baptist

They say grace at every meal, no exceptions, not even one, and don't you forget it!

Immanuel Baptist

They are in manual mode ... church leaders must push them to serve.

Independent Baptist

The people don't depend on God.

Memorial Baptist

It is dead.

Monument Baptist

It is history.

Missionary Baptist

They send out missionaries who are sick and tired of fellowshipping with people who don't do anything.

Open Door Baptist

They lock the doors after Sunday morning services.

Pentecostal Baptist

It is for people who work for the Pentagon.

Primitive Baptist

They don't divide or multiply among themselves.

Progressive National Baptist

They are members of NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing).

Seventh Day Baptist

The other six days are for party.

Southern Baptist

The people hate cold weather.

Third World Baptist

The people love the world so much they don't mind to come in third.

Tabernacle Baptist

Hmmm ... it doesn't look much like a tent.

United Baptist

The people are union members.

Warning: This list is only a joke and does not apply to any church. If your church happens to be one of them, it is just a coincidence. For a list of real Baptist churches, visit http://swcbc.org/baptist